transmute your pain into beauty, power, and cash
embody your life’s purpose
master coaching, alchemy, marketing, and business (the arts of penetration)
… and become a certified leader in the world’s foremost shadow-integration modality: Existential Kink.
PENETRATE is an online 6 month coach training and certification program, where leaders come into their full power to make money while fulfilling their purpose and healing the world.
(Who is it for?)
PENETRATE is for thought-leaders who want to become brilliantly wealthy coaches…
… in a way that really turns them on.
to become the best in the world
at shadow work
…and have an Existential Kink Certification to prove it.
Ready to finally turn your PAIN into PROFIT?
Think of the hard, painful stuff you’re dealing with in life.
Maybe some of this sounds familiar:
fearful of grabbing client interactions (sales or otherwise) by the balls and getting things done
feeling like you endlessly have to perform and prove yourself because deep down you’re “not good enough”
tired of trying to help and not seeing anything come of it
stuck with a sense of lack no matter how much money you make, or earning less money than you know you’re capable of
burnt out on coaching or other work
mired in a career you don’t enjoy, or stalled and stressed in your business
frustrated and avoidant of booking clients
plagued by voices of self-doubt and free-floating guilt even after years of self-work and therapy
feeling like a fraud and a charlatan even if you have a big audience and business
struggling to find spiritual inspiration that goes beyond boring cliché
bored with all of the same ol’ fluff that everyones pushing
lonely because you’re “too ambitious and materialistic” for the spiritual hippy scene and “too spiritual and weird” for the conventional world
There is. We can show you how. Read on to learn more.
Imagine…
… waking up genuinely excited to be you, enjoying breakfast in a home that makes your heart sing, feeling deeply at peace with yourself and the world…
… feeling complete confidence each day, in your ability to profoundly help anyone who crosses your path...
… going out and doing earth-shaking coaching sessions from a centered place of boundless orgasm…
… receiving profound gratitude in referrals and testimonials from the people whose lives you’ve so greatly touched...
… then coming home again, easily relaxing with your loved ones…
… feeling deeply connected to a community of coaches that 1000% “gets” you and provides you with a fountain of not-just-emotional-support but also tangible opportunity...
... able to revel in every unfolding life situation (no matter how dramatic) without fear or depression…
… because you know at a gut-level who you truly are.
PENETRATE will get you there.
… with a lot of expert guidance, practical coaching experiences, and very wicked, wild encouragement along the way.
PENETRATE is open for applications now and starts on January 27th, 2023.
PENETRATE will teach you exactly how to…
take your clients where they want to go
... with unforgettably powerful coaching skills. You’ll know exactly how to penetrate deep down into the core of your client’s desires (in a way that feels ‘ooh soo good’ ;). Whatever is required for their deepest Self-realization and fulfillment, you will know how to hold them in that space.
WRITE about AND market your services as a coach
… with the illustrious secrets of good rhetoric. Learn how to speak about yourself in a way that comes off as electrically hot and magnetic, rather than cringey and repulsive. Let your self-promotion become a drug that your audience craves.
MAKE A KILLING DOING WHAT YOU really LOVE
… by being truly happy and fulfilled, and giving that vibration out to the world. Happiness come from gratitude, and gratitude comes from one thing only: living in alignment with whatever you value most. We’ll teach you how to uncover your highest values, and how to take actions on them from an inspired place of connection.
… and along the way we’ll show you how to dissolve your blocks to receiving and managing tons of money.
PENETRATE is open for applications now and starts on January 27th, 2023.
what’s included in PENETRATE ?
This six-month training experience includes:
3 full day online intensives
On January 27th we’ll start off with a bang: secret transmissions, guest teachers, integrative exercises, and supporting frameworks; we’ll have you all covered during this juicy multi-hour intensive. AND we’ll do another on March 30th, and June 29th, sealing in your new levels of growth along the way.
live teaching-sessions 2x per month
Our High-Kink Priestesses, Laila and Lucy will take you on 12 soul carving journeys: through Existential Kink philosophy and the ALL-IN application. - 60 minute interactive Zoom sessions.
Bi-weekly Coven calls
Every other week you’ll meet with a smaller and more intimate group: your kinky coaching family inside of PENETRATE — to practice what you’ve learned and connect on a deeper level with other incredible future Existential Kink practitioners.
Monthly small group practice sessions
Each month you’ll have a 90 minute practice session with Lucy or Laila: where you’ll practice coaching and sales techniques to receive immediate feedback and personal guidance.
Bi-weekly assignments+Daily practices
You’ll have bi-weekly assignments to solidify your inheritance of all the work we’re doing on calls. These assignments must be submitted and completion is required to receive certification. — In order to complete this program, you’ll be asked to practice Existential Kink, or some slight variation on it, every day.
exclusive certification: as an official ‘EK’ coach
(If you complete the certification requirements) You’ll receive a diploma and official Existential Kink Coach certification. This certification comes with a wide range of benefits, including the chance to have your services promoted by Carolyn Elliott, and exclusive permission to teach and coach about Existential Kink.
apply to PENETRATE today - and let the games begin
“How much does it cost?”
A one-time payment of $5000 - or - 6 monthly payments of $999
(financing options are available)
PENETRATE is a 6-month program for anyone who wants to truly master the EK philosophy.
testimonials for the creators -
Carolyn Elliott, Lucy Baldwin, and Laila Bernhardt.
“Laila and Lucy are true modern sages. Their grounded confidence and embodied radical wisdom is spellbinding, penetrating, (possibly deliciously intimidating) and yet entirely generous: they are completely in it with you for as long as you get the privilege of their time, and they are as generous with their words as they are listeners. I have been impressed countless times by their ability to transmit high knowledge ánd deeply personal guidance in a way that is direct, lucid, unpretentious and powerfully somatic. I’ve learned from them simply by being around them. They practice what they preach. Let that be a warning and the greatest of invitations. I cannot recommend them highly enough.” - Thomas Van Breda
“Working with Carolyn presents the opportunity for deep, deep work. Every lesson with her was a gift that propelled me into deeper intimacy with myself, connection and vulnerability with others, and life and living herself. I am still processing everything I’ve learned in the lessons, and I know that I will be returning to them for years to come.” - Angela Cera
“Carolyn’s teaching style is for those who commit and are all in. She doesn’t sugar coat shit; she gives it to you full on. And IT. FUCKING. WORKS.” - Bara Cerna
“Carolyn can craftily maneuver a mirror in front of you by being vulnerable and forthcoming with her own struggles. Her style of teaching is gentle and compassionate as much as it is challenging to the ego and any of your own BS you may be believing. I have been unable to con myself for maybe the first time ever since investing in Influence. I have since seen myself and my life through new and wiser eyes.” - Stephanie Bailey MacNeill
“Carolyn gives you so much impact in just one lesson, that you could easily spend a year just thinking about it. Or more. It's mind-bending. And deliberating. She's a powerful coach and witch. Take care, you might get magically introduced to the success you've always wanted.” - Anja Sommer
more praise for our High-Kink Priestesses:
“Laila has somehow mastered the art of creating safety while completely pushing me to my edge. Her energy is such an exhilarating adventure; I find myself delightfully opening to her invitations again and again.” - Holly Hamel
“Lucy's calm wisdom has helped me so much over the past year and a half. She unriddled the mind-blowing concepts of EK and shadow integration for me in the sincerest and most approachable way. She welcomed me into this awakened state with open arms.” - Leigh Rast
“Laila is truly an incredible coach, channeling a superhuman in service to the liberation of all beings. and an incomparable gift to anyone who has the opportunity to work with her. This has been the most incredible self-growth experience of my life and I continue to be astounded by how much change I am going through, how fucking good it feels, and how I'm seeing myself in ways I would never have imagined after 10 plus years of holding myself back from my true potential.” - Rory Matthews
"I have found Lucy to be one of those rare few who can help those struggling with their understanding. Her ability to honor and support her client’s personal truths, while remaining grounded and direct is the reason I would recommend her to anyone looking for integration consulting.” - Nate Nadeau
You’ve been telling yourself you just need to try harder to transform your life… but that never works.
What works is…
...access to expert mentors who walk their talk
...a community who really sees, feels, and understands you
...a ridiculously fun structured environment that will make you eager to take action and push your limits
...feeling extremely seen and deeply enjoyed in all your imperfect human glory, even when you feel like you maybe don’t deserve it.
We can’t wait to see you step into your hot, sexy darkness - to generate the power and abundance you’ve been craving. What are you waiting for?
penetrate is perfect for you if...
You want to be fully booked with clients you love and be recognized as a game-changer in your industry.
You’d also like to be ok with charging so much money that you only have to coach one client per week.
Seduction skills that get your clients to open up to you - wallet and psyche? Yes, please!
You feel disconnected from yourself, your community, and your potential to make money.
You’ve realized that you need a stand-out marketing message that attracts premium clients consistently.
You want confidence in your ability to make lasting change for your clients (and your self) on the deepest levels of their patterning.
You know that mentorship, instruction, and a proven path to success will help you reach your goals.
You need a thorough shadow-work tune-up for yourself so that you can get out of your own way and start earning money and helping people in way deeper and more satisfying ways.
You’re slowly becoming an integrated and bad-ass human being, who other humans fear and admire.