My Weird, Fun Christmas Wishes For You
Merry Christmas!
This holiday, I pray:
"I'm barely getting throoooough tomorrow but I won't let sorrow drag me way down." - Dolly knows all about suffering. She grew up dirt poor in a literal dirt-floor cabin in Tennessee. If she can make it through with sequins and sass, so can you.
- If you're feeling sad, that you set aside a good solid hour to cry to Dolly Parton's Hard Candy Christmas. That's what I do.
- That you swoon with mad gratitude at the unbearable perversities of your relatives, like a scientist out of her mind with pleasure to find a new species of hideous cave creature
- That you take devious delight in every single mean, rude old squinch of your mind that tries to persuade you that there's something to worry about
- That you declare a total frenzy of Jubilee on any and all grudges that you bear against anyone or anything
May the crystalline rush of sugar warm your blood like the fire of a thousand suns.
- That you feel a hot pink hi-tech laser of tender hot Love energy beaming into your core from every gift you give or receive, no matter how mass-produced, cheap, or ill-considered
- That every bite of sinful delicacy that you pop into your face taste like pure joy fairy kisses splattering into your neurons
- That you cross paths with a very merry shaman
- And his adorable mushroom friends
- That you put some Hogwarts Great Hall ambience music on your stereo, cozy up with a warm mug and blankets, and relax
Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!
In Nomine Babalon et Therion,
Carolyn Elliott
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