Tantric Hermeticism is the boss mode of spiritual practice that we use in WEALTH to turn the tender wafting ether of our dreams into rude, concrete realities complete with sewer systems and cranky waitresses.

And yes, it's extremely juvenile to assert that any spiritual path is "the best."

That said, here we go:

Why tantric Hermeticism beats the ever-lovin' pants off of any other mode of spiritual practice

1. You like pentagrams? OH BABY WE GOT PENTAGRAMS

**2. We got the mandala of the Tarot AND the mandala of the Thema Mundi astrology chart, PLUS the glyph of the Qabala - soooooo - om mani padme hum on THAT, Tibetans**

3. Three words: Aleister. Freakin'. Crowley.

They didn't call him "The Great Beast" for nothin', folks. Sure he was a mega-jerk, but you gotta break a few Orphic eggs to make a New Aeon omelette

4. Tantric Hermeticism is the foundation of literally everything good about contemporary Western society (all the shitty stuff comes from the conventional Christians and their materialist spawn) ...

..... soooooooooooo if you're a contemporary Westerner you can enjoy Tantric Hermeticism free of all woke accusations of cultural appropriation!

(psssst: and if you're not a contemporary Westerner - you're also most certainly welcome to the party, and please bring your ancestral gods, they're quite welcome)

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In lucid dreams I've been to the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn astral summer camp, and I can tell you it looks suspiciously similar to Lake Chautaqua

6. Sex magick warmly encouraged, no arduous trips to India necessary

What happens between you and your broomstick is your business, no judgment.

7. Not to brag or anything, but our prophet Hermes Trismegistus turned out to be precisely right in the Emerald Tablet about the organization of the cosmos:

... according to Unified Physics, the above IS as the below to fulfill the miracle of the One Thing!!!

Not sure how to reconcile quantum particle physics with the theory of relativity? Luckily, this dude figured it out. And he proved Hermes Trismegistus right. So. There. — Not sure how to reconcile quantum particle physics with the theory of relativity? Luckily, this dude figured it out. And he proved Hermes Trismegistus *right. So. There.*

... now seriously, what other ancient prophet can you think of who actually nailed it?

I mean Lao-Tse, yeah, sure, but he wasn't very specific with all that jive about "the Tao that can be named is not the eternal Tao" stuff, was he?

hmmm?

A bit vague and waffly, no?

8. Come for the actualization of your in-born godhood, stay for the BARBAROUS WORDS

Ain't no rite like a Headless Rite 'cause a Headless Rite is bornless and deathless

9. Convinced of the dreamlike insubstantiality of all experience but majorly bummed out by the Buddha's insistence that "all life is suffering"?

WELL, luckily for YOU, Tantric Hermeticism is all about enjoying the great game, not bemoaning it.

10. Ever hear of a big wily Swiss guy named CARL JUNG???!!

Well, he's #teamhermes.

In conclusion, Tantric Hermeticism WINS.

love,

Carolyn Elliott

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10 boss reasons why tantric Hermeticism is simply the BEST spiritual path